In all seriousness, I picked this up on bloglines this morning.  In a society that’s pushed science and reasoning into the backseat of a derailing station wagon, doesn’t it make sense that we would bastardize a presidential candidate at the first sign of intellectual behavior.  Then, let me step out of myself for a moment…

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David Wallechinsky: Obama’s Secret Revealed

By David Wallechinsky

It is common for presidential candidates to hide details about their lives for fear that if these stories got out, voters would turn against the candidate. For example, George Bush’s campaign went to great lengths to keep secret his arrest record and his cocaine use, while John Kerry held back his mediocre Yale University grade transcripts (not one A in four years). It turns out that Barack Obama also has a secret that, if it had been revealed before the election, would have surely lost him thousands of votes in crucial swing states. Now that the election is over, the truth can finally be told…